Morphling
In Flux

Status:
Morphling is Offline
Last Visit:
05-29-2020, 03:57 PM
Time Spent Online:
1 Hour, 54 Minutes, 35 Seconds
DOB:
Hidden
Location:
Probably in bed?
Lab name:
Morphling
Bio:
After eating some sushi and getting a bit wasted, I woke up strapped to a raft in the middle of the ocean. I managed to escape to shore, but there was this big lizard thing there. I threw rocks at it to get it to leave, but it was weirdly intense, so I just booked it.

After that I was out on the town with a girl and I got drunk again. This time I woke up tied to a bunch of balloons. I got out, but then I ran into that same lizard thing from before. I beat on it for a while and then threw it in the ocean. I was beyond done at this point, but for some reason people are talking about it like it was the fight of the century and sometimes I get asked to go have a rematch. I don't even know what the hell was going on in the first place, I'm not going to go fight a lizard for a third time. Like, most people don't even do that once.

Long story short I only drink when I'm at home now.
Sex:
Male
Total Posts:
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Total Threads:
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Morphling's Signature:
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." -- Oscar Gamble

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